I got some Chuck Norris facts in my email yesterday and it reminded me how funny those are. Here are a few of my favorties:

If at first you don’t succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris does not kill women.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

Chuck Norris does not believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

The last digit of PI is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the end of all things.